sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
jennifer lawrence is the living embodiment of that episode where spongebob rips his pants and he keeps doing it for attention
I got a papercut from a manga.
You could say I got a
HOW STRAIGHT PEOPLE CHANGE CLOTHES:
HOW GAY PEOPLE CHANGE CLOTHES:
as a gay, i can assure you that this is 100% accurate
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.